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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mzee
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Binti
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 30, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Zuhura
Guest
May 26, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Halimah
Guest
May 26, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 24, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Shukuru
Guest
May 20, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 19, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
