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Daudi
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Sep 21, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Joseph Njoroge
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Sep 20, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mary Mrope
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Jul 31, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Binti
Guest
May 23, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Rahim
Guest
May 23, 2024
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 18, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 11, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Maulid
Guest
May 7, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Issack
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Warda
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Neema
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Wande
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 7, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
