Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani
Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee…
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome…
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula….
GIRL: Enhee…na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo
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Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 19, 2017
😄 Dhahabu ya vichekesho!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 14, 2017
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James Kawawa (Guest) on December 7, 2016
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Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰
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Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 1, 2016
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Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍
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Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 3, 2015
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