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Halima
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Dec 16, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Omari
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Farida
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Chum
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 13, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 12, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 9, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Nyota
Guest
May 8, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 6, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 2, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Maneno
Guest
May 2, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Wande
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Asha
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
