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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Warda
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Khadija
Guest
May 28, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 23, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 20, 2021
😄 Too good!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 13, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Juma
Guest
May 11, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Salma
Guest
May 10, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Bahati
Guest
May 7, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 2, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Chum
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
