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Rahim
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Sep 11, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Makame
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 30, 2024
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 23, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 12, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 11, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Ahmed
Guest
May 8, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Farida
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Warda
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
