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Grace Majaliwa
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Sep 14, 2021
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Sarah Karani
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Aug 6, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Grace Wairimu
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Aug 4, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
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Faiza
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Jul 6, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
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Carol Nyakio
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Jun 26, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
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Amina
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
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Wande
Guest
May 30, 2021
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
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Rahma
Guest
May 23, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
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Sumaya
Guest
May 8, 2021
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 6, 2021
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
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Salima
Guest
May 1, 2021
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
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John Mwangi
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Apr 24, 2021
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
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Lydia Mutheu
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Apr 23, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
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Mustafa
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Apr 22, 2021
π I need to save this one forever!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
π So funny!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
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Rose Waithera
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Feb 2, 2021
π€£ Brilliant joke!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
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Joyce Nkya
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Jan 5, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
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Mzee
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
π Can't stop laughing!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
