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Zakaria
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Sep 19, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Binti
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Issa
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Juma
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Wande
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Hashim
Guest
May 30, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 24, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 20, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 16, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 13, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 6, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 1, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Daudi
Guest
May 1, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 1, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
