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Raphael Okoth
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Sep 27, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Makame
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 3, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Issack
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Wande
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Warda
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Wande
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Farida
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Neema
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Majid
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Warda
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Warda
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Halima
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
