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Mwagonda
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Nov 4, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Margaret Mahiga
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Oct 30, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Ahmed
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Oct 29, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Warda
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Juma
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Halima
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 17, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 11, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Paul Kamau
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Apr 25, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Anna Sumari
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Apr 10, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Salima
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Victor Kimario
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Jan 3, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Anthony Kariuki
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Dec 31, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
