Mummies love rap music! π€π₯
Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! ππΊπ₯
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
John Lissu (Guest) on August 27, 2021
π This is gold!
Baridi (Guest) on August 19, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Warda (Guest) on August 16, 2021
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 8, 2021
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 2, 2021
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Wande (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 31, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Makame (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 12, 2021
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 4, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 27, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 23, 2021
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 21, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 17, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 10, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Rukia (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Masika (Guest) on June 4, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Kazija (Guest) on May 15, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Salum (Guest) on May 14, 2021
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 13, 2021
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Hawa (Guest) on May 11, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Furaha (Guest) on May 6, 2021
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 6, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 3, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Majid (Guest) on April 29, 2021
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Khatib (Guest) on April 22, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Josephine (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 9, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 1, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 10, 2021
π I canβt stop laughing!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 8, 2021
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 6, 2021
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 6, 2021
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 5, 2021
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Saidi (Guest) on February 11, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 2, 2021
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Saidi (Guest) on January 29, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Shamsa (Guest) on January 11, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Jamal (Guest) on January 10, 2021
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 8, 2021
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 5, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 24, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
John Kamande (Guest) on December 9, 2020
π Pure comedy gold!
Jafari (Guest) on November 29, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Sekela (Guest) on November 25, 2020
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Nyota (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Shamsa (Guest) on October 27, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 11, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Khamis (Guest) on October 9, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 8, 2020
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 29, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 17, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 12, 2020
π Laughing so hard right now!
Azima (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 28, 2020
π Iβm seriously crying over here!