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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jan 1, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Asha
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 30, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 22, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Ndoto
Guest
May 20, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Maimuna
Guest
May 3, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Hamida
Guest
May 1, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Issa
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
