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Elijah Mutua
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Oct 17, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Amina
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Wande
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 31, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Asha
Guest
May 29, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 25, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 24, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mzee
Guest
May 16, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 16, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 16, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Hassan
Guest
May 8, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Salima
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Salma
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Issa
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
