Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 17, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

James Malima (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Amina (Guest) on October 4, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 28, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Wande (Guest) on September 24, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Bakari (Guest) on September 21, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 16, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Hawa (Guest) on September 13, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on August 28, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 24, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 24, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 23, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 9, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 7, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Sarafina (Guest) on August 1, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 30, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 29, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 29, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 28, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 11, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Habiba (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 27, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mhina (Guest) on June 27, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 24, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Sarafina (Guest) on June 11, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 3, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 2, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 31, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Asha (Guest) on May 29, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 25, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mzee (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 16, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 16, 2021

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Hassan (Guest) on May 8, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 17, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 16, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 12, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 11, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Kazija (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 13, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Yahya (Guest) on March 9, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Rabia (Guest) on March 7, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Salima (Guest) on March 5, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 4, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 20, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Zakia (Guest) on February 18, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Jamila (Guest) on February 17, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Maimuna (Guest) on February 14, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Salma (Guest) on February 1, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 25, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 7, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Fikiri (Guest) on December 18, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Issa (Guest) on November 27, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎