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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Farida
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Azima
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Khatib
Guest
May 16, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 5, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Fadhila
Guest
May 4, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 3, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 1, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
