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Mtumwa
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Sep 26, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 24, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Husna
Guest
May 24, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Kheri
Guest
May 16, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Amina
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Majid
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Wande
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
