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Elizabeth Mrope
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Jan 30, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Tambwe
Guest
May 31, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 24, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 18, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 3, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Zainab
Guest
May 2, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 1, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
