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Violet Mumo
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Sep 14, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 29, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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John Malisa
Guest
May 22, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 21, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 20, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 19, 2024
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Masika
Guest
May 17, 2024
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Khalifa
Guest
May 9, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 7, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Khamis
Guest
May 1, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Azima
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Wande
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Makame
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Maida
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Salima
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
