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Bernard Oduor
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Jan 21, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Neema
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Amani
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Neema
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Halima
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Salma
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 30, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Omar
Guest
May 26, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Shamsa
Guest
May 24, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 13, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 11, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 8, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mhina
Guest
May 2, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Amina
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Husna
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
