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Esther Cheruiyot
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Sep 23, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
😂 This is too funny!
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Neema
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 15, 2024
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
🤣 Sending this now!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
