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Rose Waithera
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Jul 2, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Hashim
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Jun 29, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Omar
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Jun 20, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Irene Makena
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Jun 19, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Henry Sokoine
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Jun 19, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Samuel Were
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Jun 18, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Miriam Mchome
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Jun 17, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Faiza
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Jun 17, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Jamila
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Jun 15, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mzee
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Jun 14, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Sofia
Guest
May 24, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Paul Kamau
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May 6, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 3, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Safiya
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Apr 22, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mary Kidata
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Apr 15, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Leila
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Apr 13, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Athumani
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Apr 3, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Carol Nyakio
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Mar 30, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Philip Nyaga
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Mar 18, 2021
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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David Ochieng
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Mar 11, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Mar 10, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Lydia Mutheu
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Mar 5, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Josephine Nekesa
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Mar 4, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Carol Nyakio
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Mar 2, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mariam Kawawa
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Feb 26, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Feb 25, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Linda Karimi
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Feb 25, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Anthony Kariuki
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Feb 23, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Charles Wafula
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Feb 22, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Rahim
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Feb 21, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Josephine
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Feb 19, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Sharon Kibiru
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Feb 5, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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John Lissu
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Feb 2, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Michael Mboya
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Jan 25, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Lydia Mahiga
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Jan 20, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Amani
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Jan 15, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Nancy Kabura
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Jan 12, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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David Musyoka
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Jan 6, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Zakia
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Jan 1, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Rehema
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Dec 27, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Hassan
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Dec 18, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Anna Sumari
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Dec 15, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Nora Lowassa
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Dec 15, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Kazija
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Dec 12, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Monica Lissu
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Dec 10, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Jackson Makori
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Dec 2, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Issa
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Dorothy Nkya
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Oct 2, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
