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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Amina
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Chum
Guest
May 27, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 14, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Raha
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Raha
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Amir
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Husna
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
