Rukia (Guest) on September 20, 2024

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 22, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 20, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 9, 2024

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Latifa (Guest) on July 25, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 22, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 12, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

David Chacha (Guest) on July 10, 2024

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 4, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kassim (Guest) on July 4, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 1, 2024

😁 Added to my favorites!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 24, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 21, 2024

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 21, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 14, 2024

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Omari (Guest) on April 11, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 28, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 24, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 13, 2024

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 12, 2024

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Shani (Guest) on March 7, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 29, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 28, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 26, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 21, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 19, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

John Mushi (Guest) on February 10, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 5, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 30, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Khalifa (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 17, 2024

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 21, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mhina (Guest) on December 18, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

James Malima (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Zuhura (Guest) on December 2, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 26, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Maida (Guest) on November 1, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 29, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 27, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 24, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Maimuna (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Wande (Guest) on October 16, 2023

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on October 15, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 9, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Selemani (Guest) on October 5, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 29, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 23, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Aziza (Guest) on September 11, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Hamida (Guest) on September 10, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 4, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 4, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Maneno (Guest) on September 2, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Abdillah (Guest) on August 28, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mjaka (Guest) on August 27, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Yusra (Guest) on August 25, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 16, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Yahya (Guest) on August 6, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️