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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Husna
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Chum
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Masika
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Shani
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Shani
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 22, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Masika
Guest
May 20, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Omari
Guest
May 5, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
😁 This is gold!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Salima
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mjaka
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Salum
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
