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Fatuma
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Nov 7, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Issack
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Husna
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Juma
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 30, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Nassar
Guest
May 29, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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James Malima
Guest
May 18, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 2, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
😁 This made my day!
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Salma
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Makame
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
