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Alice Wanjiru
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Aug 24, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Aug 21, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Majid
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Aug 10, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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David Sokoine
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Jul 29, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Simon Kiprono
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Jul 19, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jul 14, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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David Nyerere
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Jun 23, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jun 14, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 29, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Shabani
Guest
May 8, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Samuel Were
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May 7, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Ann Wambui
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Apr 15, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Bakari
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Apr 1, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Sarah Karani
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Mar 24, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Maida
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mwinyi
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Jan 18, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Victor Sokoine
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Dec 30, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Anna Kibwana
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Dec 28, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Husna
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Ahmed
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Dec 16, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mwafirika
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Dec 16, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Azima
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Issa
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Wande
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Anna Kibwana
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Oct 5, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rehema
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Sep 24, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Zainab
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Sep 16, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
