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Jacob Kiplangat
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Sep 21, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mary Kidata
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Sep 20, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Amani
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Nancy Kabura
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Aug 31, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Ruth Mtangi
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Aug 30, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 26, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 25, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 22, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Abdillah
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Apr 19, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Amina
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Amina
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
