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Elizabeth Malima
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Jul 22, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mchawi
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Jul 3, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Zakia
Guest
May 13, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 10, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 9, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 9, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Shamsa
Guest
May 6, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 2, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Masika
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Farida
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Neema
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Majid
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Khalifa
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Aug 26, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Majid
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Edward Lowassa
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Aug 19, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Rashid
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Jul 30, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
