Kijakazi (Guest) on September 20, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Warda (Guest) on September 11, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on August 26, 2024

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 20, 2024

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 14, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 7, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Kiza (Guest) on August 7, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 23, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 22, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Maneno (Guest) on July 18, 2024

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 30, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Abubakar (Guest) on June 22, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Chiku (Guest) on May 12, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

John Kamande (Guest) on May 11, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Rehema (Guest) on May 6, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Jamal (Guest) on April 27, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

John Lissu (Guest) on April 24, 2024

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Sharifa (Guest) on April 20, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 13, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 8, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

John Malisa (Guest) on April 7, 2024

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 6, 2024

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 29, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 26, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Sofia (Guest) on March 19, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Kheri (Guest) on March 14, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Maulid (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 29, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 17, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 14, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 13, 2024

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Jamila (Guest) on February 8, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Safiya (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 6, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 5, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 4, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 29, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Hassan (Guest) on January 15, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Amina (Guest) on January 15, 2024

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Nyota (Guest) on January 13, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mustafa (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Hassan (Guest) on December 31, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 29, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 26, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 25, 2023

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 15, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 4, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Bahati (Guest) on November 30, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 12, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2023

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Salum (Guest) on November 3, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜