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Rose Lowassa
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Nov 5, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Majid
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Nancy Komba
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Jun 28, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Sarafina
Guest
May 29, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 28, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 27, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 15, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 9, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Amani
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Azima
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Wande
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Halima
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Salima
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
