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Wande
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Jan 30, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Joy Wacera
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Jan 22, 2021
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Khamis
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Shani
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Issack
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Salma
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
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Makame
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Amani
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Ali
Guest
May 30, 2020
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 26, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 20, 2020
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Rukia
Guest
May 11, 2020
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Josephine
Guest
May 8, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Issack
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Warda
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ