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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Shani
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Salma
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Masika
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Habiba
Guest
May 30, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 24, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sekela
Guest
May 2, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Amani
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Amina
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Binti
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
