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Charles Wafula
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Aug 26, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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John Lissu
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Aug 15, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Philip Nyaga
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Aug 11, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Anna Malela
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Aug 6, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Stephen Amollo
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Jul 30, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Baraka
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Jul 23, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mary Sokoine
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Jul 13, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Nancy Akumu
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Jul 10, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Victor Kamau
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Jun 10, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Anna Kibwana
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Jun 5, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mariam Hassan
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Jun 2, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Victor Sokoine
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May 24, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Henry Mollel
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May 22, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Ruth Kibona
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May 18, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Rabia
Guest
May 16, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Issa
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May 13, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 13, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Lydia Mahiga
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May 2, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Fikiri
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Apr 27, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Neema
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mary Kendi
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Apr 15, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mtumwa
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Apr 10, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Ann Wambui
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Apr 3, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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James Kimani
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Mar 16, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Omar
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Peter Mbise
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Feb 18, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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David Chacha
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Feb 16, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Amina
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Feb 12, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Feb 3, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Jan 28, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwanahawa
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Jan 28, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Elijah Mutua
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Dec 28, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Rose Lowassa
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Dec 28, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Masika
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Raha
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Mary Kidata
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Nov 22, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Anna Malela
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Nov 12, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
