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Jane Muthoni
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Sep 19, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Husna
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
😄 Nailed it!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 29, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 27, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 17, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Nassar
Guest
May 14, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Warda
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
