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Tabitha Okumu
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Mar 23, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Josephine Nekesa
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Mar 21, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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John Malisa
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Mar 15, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Salima
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Mar 3, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Stephen Kangethe
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Feb 26, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Peter Mbise
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Feb 24, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Majid
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Makame
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Halima
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Asha
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Maimuna
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Oct 28, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Josephine
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Oct 16, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Ann Awino
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Oct 14, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Andrew Mchome
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Oct 13, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Zakia
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Aug 30, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Violet Mumo
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Jul 19, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jul 17, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Salum
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Jul 16, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Nuru
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Jun 29, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
