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Moses Mwita
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Jan 15, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Jan 6, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Masika
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Salma
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Leila
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Maida
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Hashim
Guest
May 17, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 12, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 8, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Sarafina
Guest
May 2, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 1, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 1, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
