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Aziza
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Dec 18, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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David Kawawa
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Nov 11, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Charles Mchome
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Nov 1, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Husna
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Wande
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Mchawi
Guest
May 29, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 24, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 10, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Sharifa
Guest
May 3, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 2, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Amani
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mjaka
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
