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Joyce Nkya
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Dec 3, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Latifa
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Nov 23, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
๐ This made my day!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Binti
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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Salma
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Umi
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Ali
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 30, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 23, 2019
๐ What a joke!
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John Lissu
Guest
May 20, 2019
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
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Amir
Guest
May 19, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 19, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Latifa
Guest
May 16, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Abubakari
Guest
May 14, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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George Tenga
Guest
May 10, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Mariam
Guest
May 7, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 6, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 3, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Sekela
Guest
May 1, 2019
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
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Khamis
Guest
May 1, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Amina
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Farida
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Salum
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
๐ I need to save this one forever!