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Irene Makena
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Feb 9, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Maneno
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Feb 7, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Jan 26, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Alex Nyamweya
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Jan 13, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mary Mrope
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Jan 5, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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John Lissu
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Dec 22, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Andrew Mahiga
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Dec 15, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Nassar
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Dec 9, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Tambwe
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Dec 9, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Kevin Maina
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Dec 3, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Fikiri
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Nov 25, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Peter Mbise
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Nov 21, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Margaret Mahiga
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Nov 3, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Oct 23, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Oct 13, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Chris Okello
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Sep 26, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Lucy Mushi
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Sep 25, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Sep 25, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Anna Mahiga
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Sep 25, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Peter Mugendi
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Aug 27, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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George Wanjala
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Aug 12, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mchawi
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Aug 7, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Binti
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Jul 26, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwanakhamis
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Jul 17, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jul 16, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mchawi
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Jul 13, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Josephine Nekesa
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Jul 2, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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David Musyoka
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Jun 16, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Kevin Maina
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Jun 9, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Janet Wambura
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May 28, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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May 23, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Mwakisu
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May 18, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 14, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Edward Chepkoech
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May 12, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Zuhura
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May 12, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mary Kendi
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May 10, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Mazrui
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May 9, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Nora Lowassa
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May 8, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Monica Nyalandu
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Apr 27, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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George Mallya
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Apr 22, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Khalifa
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Apr 19, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Brian Karanja
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Apr 3, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Zainab
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Apr 1, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Daniel Obura
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Mar 25, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Betty Kimaro
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Mar 25, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Amani
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Mar 14, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
