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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
π Iβm saving this one!
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
π Still cracking up!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
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Amani
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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Neema
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
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Shani
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
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Husna
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
π Rolling on the floor!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
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Nasra
Guest
May 29, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
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Mhina
Guest
May 24, 2019
π Too good!
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 12, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
