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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 22, 2024
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Issack
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 27, 2024
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Asha
Guest
May 21, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Neema
Guest
May 13, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Mohamed
Guest
May 11, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 4, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Amir
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
