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Margaret Mahiga
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Jan 24, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Salma
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Jan 19, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Azima
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Jan 4, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Peter Mwambui
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Dec 24, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Juma
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Masika
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Warda
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 26, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Sekela
Guest
May 9, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Asha
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Husna
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
