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Mohamed
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Oct 3, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Joseph Njoroge
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Sep 17, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Salima
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Salum
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Wande
Guest
May 19, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Safiya
Guest
May 9, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Athumani
Guest
May 5, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 3, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mhina
Guest
May 3, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 3, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Wande
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Majid
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Salum
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Warda
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Maida
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Maida
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
