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Kiza
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Sep 20, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Amani
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Salima
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 31, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Shamim
Guest
May 23, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Aziza
Guest
May 7, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 2, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Wande
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Omar
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
