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Saidi
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Chum
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Rubea
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Husna
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Amani
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Majid
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Omar
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Raha
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Azima
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Leila
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 13, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Zakia
Guest
May 12, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Warda
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Maida
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
