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Martin Otieno
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Dec 24, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Nchi
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Warda
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Amani
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 25, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 22, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Makame
Guest
May 6, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Issack
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
