What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Baraka
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Oct 23, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Anna Mchome
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Aug 12, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Salima
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 31, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 15, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 12, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Baraka
Guest
May 10, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Salima
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Azima
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Omari
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
