Short Answer: Because it wanted to catch the bookworm burglars! 📚🐛👮♂️
Explanation: The book decided to join the police force because it had heard that there were mischievous bookworm burglars on the loose! It couldn't bear the thought of its fellow books being devoured by these notorious worms, so it bravely took up the badge and vowed to protect its literary companions. With a sense of duty and a dash of humor, this book-turned-officer set out on a mission to catch those wily bookworms and bring them to justice. 📖💪🚓
Kiza (Guest) on November 8, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Baraka (Guest) on October 23, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Kahina (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 24, 2019
😂 So funny!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 23, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Khadija (Guest) on September 11, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 10, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Kazija (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 31, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Shamim (Guest) on August 29, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 25, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
John Malisa (Guest) on August 23, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 16, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 12, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 25, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Arifa (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 20, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 18, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 13, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Salima (Guest) on June 7, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 3, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 31, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 15, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Baraka (Guest) on May 10, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 24, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Yahya (Guest) on April 21, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 18, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 17, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Kiza (Guest) on April 17, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
John Kamande (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Furaha (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Abdillah (Guest) on March 20, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 19, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 14, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 17, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Mazrui (Guest) on February 4, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Salima (Guest) on January 31, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Halimah (Guest) on January 26, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Zawadi (Guest) on January 9, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
John Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 1, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 20, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 15, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 10, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 5, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 4, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 1, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 1, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
John Mushi (Guest) on November 20, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 18, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 17, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 16, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Azima (Guest) on November 7, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 3, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
Omari (Guest) on October 30, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Rukia (Guest) on October 28, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿