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Violet Mumo
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Sep 18, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Diana Mumbua
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Sep 15, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Diana Mumbua
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Sep 14, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Hassan
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Sep 6, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Ruth Kibona
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Sep 2, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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Nancy Komba
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Aug 17, 2024
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Nashon
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Aug 13, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Mashaka
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Aug 7, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Chris Okello
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Jul 19, 2024
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jul 5, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Amir
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Jul 4, 2024
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Mary Kidata
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Jun 24, 2024
๐ That punchline!
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Maneno
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Jun 21, 2024
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Carol Nyakio
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Jun 5, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Michael Onyango
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May 29, 2024
๐ Saving this one!
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Baraka
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May 28, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Mwafirika
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May 28, 2024
๐ This just made my day!
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Janet Sumari
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May 22, 2024
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
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Peter Mwambui
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May 8, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Linda Karimi
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Apr 21, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Zakia
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Apr 5, 2024
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Francis Mrope
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Apr 4, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Henry Sokoine
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Apr 3, 2024
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Betty Akinyi
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Mar 26, 2024
๐ Perfect joke!
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Carol Nyakio
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Mar 15, 2024
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Charles Mchome
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Mar 10, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
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Carol Nyakio
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Feb 26, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Furaha
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Feb 21, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Anna Kibwana
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Feb 19, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Juma
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Feb 17, 2024
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Daniel Obura
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Feb 13, 2024
๐ This one really got me!
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Peter Mwambui
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Feb 11, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Yusuf
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Feb 11, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Bakari
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Jan 28, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Sarah Mbise
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Jan 27, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Mwachumu
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Jan 11, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Jan 3, 2024
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Patrick Kidata
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Jan 1, 2024
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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John Malisa
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Dec 30, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Dec 26, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Dec 19, 2023
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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James Kawawa
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Dec 7, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
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Biashara
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Dec 4, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Rose Amukowa
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Dec 4, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Alex Nyamweya
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Nov 24, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Kijakazi
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Nov 6, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Kijakazi
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Oct 30, 2023
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Abubakar
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Oct 27, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Abubakari
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Oct 21, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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John Kamande
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Oct 19, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Patrick Kidata
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Oct 13, 2023
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Joseph Kitine
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Oct 11, 2023
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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George Wanjala
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Oct 5, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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George Tenga
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Sep 27, 2023
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Sep 24, 2023
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Mwafirika
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Sep 19, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐