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Joseph Kitine
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Jun 25, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Josephine Nduta
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Jun 22, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Susan Wangari
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Jun 10, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Richard Mulwa
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Jun 4, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Makame
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 29, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mashaka
Guest
May 28, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Shani
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May 26, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Sofia
Guest
May 22, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Faiza
Guest
May 20, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Maneno
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May 15, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Zubeida
Guest
May 9, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Farida
Guest
May 8, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 2, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Salma
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Farida
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Shani
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Halima
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Anna Malela
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Nov 28, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mary Kendi
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Nov 14, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Husna
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
