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Nyota
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Oct 25, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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David Sokoine
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Oct 22, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Frank Sokoine
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Aug 29, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Amani
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Maida
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Peter Mbise
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Jul 28, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Charles Mrope
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Jul 23, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Margaret Anyango
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Jul 19, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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John Lissu
Guest
May 31, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Kazija
Guest
May 27, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 15, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 14, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 13, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Bahati
Guest
May 13, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 4, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Nashon
Guest
May 3, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 3, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 2, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 2, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Stephen Mushi
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Apr 17, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Wande
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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John Malisa
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Amir
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Bahati
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Dec 18, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
