Boy Pickle: "You're kind of a big dill, aren't ya?" π₯β€οΈ Girl Pickle: "Well, I relish the fact that you think so!" ππΌπ₯
Explanation: This playful exchange between the boy pickle and the girl pickle utilizes puns related to pickles. The boy pickle cleverly compliments the girl pickle by saying she's a "big dill," which is a play on words as it sounds like "deal." The girl pickle responds with a pun of her own, expressing her appreciation by saying she "relishes" the boy pickle's flattery, as relish is a popular condiment made from pickles. This light-hearted banter adds a touch of humor and silliness to the interaction between the pickles. π₯β€οΈππΌ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 7, 2018
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 3, 2018
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Tambwe (Guest) on November 25, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Kiza (Guest) on November 17, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Hekima (Guest) on November 16, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 6, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 4, 2018
π This made my day!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 31, 2018
π You totally won the internet today!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Biashara (Guest) on October 11, 2018
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 11, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 1, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Binti (Guest) on September 18, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Husna (Guest) on August 31, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 21, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 15, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 7, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Wande (Guest) on August 4, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 4, 2018
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 16, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 10, 2018
π Bookmarking this!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 1, 2018
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 30, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 26, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 25, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 24, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 24, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 17, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 5, 2018
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 21, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Hekima (Guest) on May 5, 2018
π Gotta save this!
Nassor (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Amani (Guest) on April 23, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 11, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 10, 2018
This joke deserves an award! π
Masika (Guest) on March 14, 2018
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Raha (Guest) on March 6, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 26, 2018
π Instant mood boost!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 25, 2018
π Laughing so hard right now!
Ahmed (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 4, 2018
π This is gold!
Nashon (Guest) on February 4, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 26, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Abdillah (Guest) on January 18, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Halima (Guest) on January 10, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 17, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 2, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Safiya (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Neema (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Saidi (Guest) on November 22, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ