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Lydia Mutheu
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Dec 7, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Richard Mulwa
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Dec 3, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Tambwe
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Nov 25, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Kiza
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Nov 17, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Hekima
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Nov 16, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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David Musyoka
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Nov 6, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Raphael Okoth
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Nov 4, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Philip Nyaga
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Oct 31, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Binti
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Sep 18, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Husna
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Aug 31, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Wande
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 21, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Hekima
Guest
May 5, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Nassor
Guest
May 4, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Amani
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Masika
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Halima
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Neema
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
